Saturday 2 January 2010

How to say it without saying it

Instead of going to the lavatory you could...

Ride a pony and trap
Spend a penny
Do a number one/two
Have a BM
Take a whiz`z
Have a pit stop
Visit the chamber of commerce
Post a letter
Tinkle
Pay a visit
Drop the kids off at the pool
Shake hands with the vicar
Lay some cable
Go to your private office
Make a deposit
Shoot a lion
Find a haven of refuge
Spend a penny
Go to Egypt
Answer the call of nature (or nature's call)
See a man about a dog/horse
Relieve yourself
Drain the radiator
Lift the tail (For the horsey fraternity.)
Break the seal
Pay the water bill
Tap a kidney
Water my horse

And finally...

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