Saturday 28 August 2010

Just for you to know...

On a packet of headache tablets.

Side effects may include:

Rashes, boils, warts, lesions, sore skin, burning, itching, oozing, ulcars, fever, swollen glands, hair loss, blood poisoning, high/low blood pressure, stomach pains, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, drowsiness, confusion, insomnia, hallucinations, anxiety, psychosis, insanity and, in some cases, headaches.

Saturday 14 August 2010

Alchemy

If alchemy is a hollow deception, then some of the most intelligent men who ever lived have been deceived.

Saturday 7 August 2010

Your life on the internet

This is the site Facebook does NOT want you to see. If you try to send if, or use it as part of your status you get this message:

"This message contains blocked content that has previously been flagged as abusive or spammy. Let us know if you think this is an error."

The site's contents are not abusive or spammy, but Mark Zuckerberg would get decidedly sweaty if everyone could see it.