I believe

I believe that aliens from Zeta Reticuli listen to my 'phone calls and read my e-mails. As I look out of the window I can see a UFO hovering in the sky and know I am being watched. I believe that they killed Kennedy and that they control all world governments. I believe that the world is flat and that the moon landings were faked. Furthermore, I believe that the current Labour government is the best thing ever happen to this country.

Do you think I am mad? I do!