Saturday 24 May 2008

World War II lover's acronyms

Romantic:

CHINA: Come Home I Need Affection
HOLLAND: Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY: I Trust And Love You
WALES: With A Love Eternal Sweetheart
MALAYA: My Ardent Lips Await Your Arrival
MEXICO CITY: May Every X I Can Offer Carry Itself To You
BURMA: Be Undressed Ready My Angel
NORWICH: Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
SIAM: Sexual Intercourse At Midnight

Less romantic(!):
CHIP: Come Home I'm Pregnant
FISH: Forget It I'm Staying Here
SIDCUP: Sexual Intercourse Definitely Causes Unwanted Pregnancies
EGYPT: E'Got You Pregnant Then
BITS: Be In Touch Soon
STARDUST: Still Thinking And remembering Darling Unforgettable Moments Together
BOLTOP: Better On Lips Than On Paper
SWALK: Sealed With A Loving Kiss

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